Phone sex goddess Candy woke up today to the BEST news. One of my phone losers took my orders and sold his car. He sold his Explorer and is going to send the money to my Mercedes fund. What a good loser. I love when a loser realizes his true place in the world is to make my life better. Such a smart loser. Now the rest of you rejects out there had better follow his example and sell thoses cars or motorcycles or trailers or whatever else you idiots drive and then send all that money to me for my new Mercedes convertible. After all a perfect phone sex goddess like me should not have to actually work for my money. I mean I am pure perfection and should be worshipped for that perfection in all ways. Especially financially. Now for you fuckers who have not learned yet that sacrificing for your princess is your destiny then you need to call me so I can explain it to your stupid little loser mind. Phone sex Candy’s number is 1-877-203-1696. That is the number to phone sex perfection. I am perfect and you are a loser that needs to learn that so call 1-877-203-1696. Giving up your life for me is just a phone sex call away. C  YA !

I know all you pigs out there want to contribute to my Mercedes fund, so phone sex Candy being the brilliant goddess that I am came up with a great idea. All you ugly fuckers out there with a halfway decent car are now instructed to sell your car and take the bus everywhere now. hahahahahaha. Then the money that you get for that car you used to drive can go staight to me so I can ride around in complete Mercedes luxury. Now doesn’t that make so much fucking sense. I mean some ugly reject like you does not need a car. Take the bus or walk for all I care. While I need a luxury high end convertible to go shopping and the spa and to the clubs in. I mean seriously you are going to feel so much better about yourself knowing that I have the luxury car of my dreams and you are walking to McDonalds to eat off the dollar menu. hahahahahaha. Phone Sex Candy is so so so superior to all you human atm money pigs out there and you know it. So be a good lil pig and put that FOR SALE sign on your car now and get ready with those bus tickets. hahahahahaha. Ok well I got a lot better things to do than type to you fuckers. So call me and tell me how GREAT I am at 1-877-203-1696. My life of phone sex is FANTASTIC and your job is to make it better. Now call phone sex Candy now you little wallet piggies.1-877-203-1696

Hey pigs. Phone sex Candy here with an update on my fabulous life. Got up late. Went swimming, tanned, had lunch with a hot girlfriend, went shopping, and raped some money slaves on the phone. Phone sex Candy needs more money slaves because I saw the cutest black Mercedes Benz convertible at the mall today. NOW I WANT ONE ! And you bitches are going to buy it for me. Don’t you think this blond hair and tanned perfect body would look FANTASTIC in a black Mercedes convertible. I want to get personal plates that say SWT CNDY. OMG that would be so fucking hot. And you phone sex junkies are going to make it happen. I want what I want when I want it and I want it NOW !! Now step up those calls to 1-877-203-1696 and get wallet raped by the best phone sex raper in the world. ME !! Phone sex Candy. Sweet Candy !! Call now 1-877-203-1696 and fork it over to ME !! Just think of me in that Benz !!

Time for another Candy phone sex update. My pink mini dress got huge attention at the clubs last night. I got asked to dance at least 50 times and had men fighting over me all night. Phone Sex Candy was the center of attention as usual. I even had 3 guys on their knee barking like dogs and begging me to dance. One of them started to lick the floor in front of me so he was the winner. I like a man who takes some initiative. Needless to say the bar owner was so happy I was there he wants to pay me an APPEARANCE fee whenever I go there. GOD I LOVE BEING ME ! Ok well phone sex Candy has to get some rest. I have to work on my tan tomorrow and make sure my old man neighbor behaves himself. For more phone sex adventures call me at 1-877-203-1696. I am the BEST phone sex goddess on the net. Call me !

Time for your phone sex update from Candy. I slept completely naked last night after my bubble bath. My god my tan body is so fucking perfect. I cannot find one flaw on my whole body. It is total perfection. No wonder the old man neighbor is obsessed with me. Anyways I slept GREAT as usual and then I put my plan into action. I called my friend who is a cop and sent him over to the old mans house to mess with his head. My cop friend told him that he was under arrest for being a sex offender and he was taking him to prison for 20 years. The old man FREAKED and slammed the front door. I was listening nearby and laughed my PERFECT ass off. My cop friend then got his bull horn out and told him that the house was surrounded and to come out with his hands up. After 5 minutes of bull horning the loser actually came outside with his hands up. I came out from behind a corner laughing so hard. The old man dropped to his knees and began to cry. I LOVED IT ! He knew then we were fucking with him. So I walked up to him and stood over him and said if you EVER look at my perfect body through the fence again I will have your OLD MAN ass hauled off to prision. I then turned around on my stiletto and walked away. CLICK CLICK CLICK … I felt like a goddamn ROCKSTAR !! This phone sex hottie had just put this old man loser in his place for good !! He will NOT be bothering this phone sex hottie any longer. This got me and my cop friend so hot that we went back to my house and fucked HARD for hours. What a great day for this phone sex goddess. I rule. Do NOT mess with me. I will conquer you. HEE HEE HEE. Call Candy for some intense phone sex at 1-877-203-1696. More phone sex goddess adventures tomorrow ! XXOO

Today I got up really late and put on my neon red bikini and went outside to tan and text and play with my super VIBE ! So there I was laying there looking fucking perfect and I hear the disgusting sounds of breathing and wanking from next door. My OLD MAN neighbor was peaking through the fence and wanking. EWWWWWWWWWW ! So I called him out and shouted at him to wipe the drool and cum off his stupid face. HAHAHAH He ran away so fucking fast he fell down and tripped which made me laugh even harder. I told one of my hot girlfriends about the WANKER OLD MAN and she told me to get one of my cop friends to go over and mess with his OLD MAN ass. So that is candy’s plan for tomorrow. I am going to teach old man wanker a lesson he will not forget. Ok now I think I will take a bubble bath and play with my clit and sleep completely naked tonight. It’s so hot here I just can’t see putting any clothes on this perfectly tan body. Call me at 1-877-203-1696 if you want to play some candy phone sex games.

Today I worked on my tan and played with my super vibe and teased my old man neighbor who peaks through the fence at me. I went to the mall and got some HOT clothes and shoes and gave myself a fashion show in the mirror. I am so fucking hot and my tan rawks. If someone told me to go fuck myself I would do it. I am that hot. Well I am so fucking horny you little pets need to call for some phone sex and help me get off. I am here for some fun. Have some toys ready when you call. Candy is waiting.  1-877 – 203 – 1696

Hey guys….Candy here and thanks for checking out my phone sex blog. I am so fucking HORNY today. My BF and I are in a fight, so I went to the mall to buy some heels. All the horny fuckers there were looking at me. I love when all eyes are on me ! I love to tease them to make them think they might actually have a chance with me !! HA AS IF ! I took some phone sex calls when i got home and got myself off like 3 times. I love this job. Sometimes I get off harder on my calls than I do with my BF. I think I will punish him for a while and HOLD OUT on him. He has no idea I do this. hahaha… So I think I will get him all hot and then leave him hangin out to dry. Anyways I got off a few times today but I am STILL HORNY so give me a call for some phone sex PLAYTIME !!  1-877 – 203-1696   I will be updating my blog more often now so check back soon. XXOO CANDY !!