Time for your phone sex update from Candy. I slept completely naked last night after my bubble bath. My god my tan body is so fucking perfect. I cannot find one flaw on my whole body. It is total perfection. No wonder the old man neighbor is obsessed with me. Anyways I slept GREAT as usual and then I put my plan into action. I called my friend who is a cop and sent him over to the old mans house to mess with his head. My cop friend told him that he was under arrest for being a sex offender and he was taking him to prison for 20 years. The old man FREAKED and slammed the front door. I was listening nearby and laughed my PERFECT ass off. My cop friend then got his bull horn out and told him that the house was surrounded and to come out with his hands up. After 5 minutes of bull horning the loser actually came outside with his hands up. I came out from behind a corner laughing so hard. The old man dropped to his knees and began to cry. I LOVED IT ! He knew then we were fucking with him. So I walked up to him and stood over him and said if you EVER look at my perfect body through the fence again I will have your OLD MAN ass hauled off to prision. I then turned around on my stiletto and walked away. CLICK CLICK CLICK … I felt like a goddamn ROCKSTAR !! This phone sex hottie had just put this old man loser in his place for good !! He will NOT be bothering this phone sex hottie any longer. This got me and my cop friend so hot that we went back to my house and fucked HARD for hours. What a great day for this phone sex goddess. I rule. Do NOT mess with me. I will conquer you. HEE HEE HEE. Call Candy for some intense phone sex at 1-877-203-1696. More phone sex goddess adventures tomorrow ! XXOO